These are answers that my good friend, Elijah, sent me. He was the very first one to submit. He is SOOO funny! (there, ya happy now?)
1. How often do you get the hiccups?
not too often... when I laugh too much I get
them
2. What's your favorite candy?
I'm not sure anymore... Pixy Stix lost their
charm
3. Have you ever seen a yellow jeep?
in a video game (yes, I'm a loser)
4. How many stuffed animals do you own?
I own a talking dog... the dog talks to me and
I appreciate it
5. What do you think is the most pointless song you
ever heard?
one of those Backsync Degrees songs
6. Have you ever seen a moose?
in a video game (same one)
7. Who is your hero?
You're my hero, Em!
8. Have you ever gone door to door selling rip-offs for your
school?
M&Ms for boy scouts when I was in 2nd grade
9. What celebrity do you think is most like you?
I'm not sure, I'd like to have someone else field
this question
10. Has anyone ever told you that you walked like a duck?
once... no, not really
11. Do your teachers ever call you somebody else's name?
If so,
what's
the weirdest name that you've been called?
With a name like Elijah, you have to be called
other things... people
have called my Zeus, I think... all of those
"iah" names: Jeremiah,
Zachariah, Isaiah, etc. go figure
12. Do you like Jelly Belly's?
no, they're the tool of the farcical devil of
organized religion
13. Have you ever met somebody who claimed marshmallows
were alive?
claimed? how about a belief system based
on mallow
14. Have you ever eaten a strawberry waffle with peanutbutter
on it?
no
15. What's the craziest thing you've ordered off the internet
just
because it was free?
Herbal Laxatives (not that I needed them, they
were free)
16. What's one of the funniest things your parents have ever
said?
hmm, I don't know
17. What's your most recent favorite saying?
I don't know... why do you ask these silly questions?
18. Do you have any idea what a Lieu is?
it's part of a saying meaning in place of or
suggesting going around
19. What is a fine example of "chugga chugga everybody die" music?
one of those Boy Band things... makes me wanna
die, at least, but if
you're referring to real music, then go away
20. Do you believe the moon is made of
cheese?
what kind of cheese?
These are Morgan's answers. She's my sister's
best friend. Well, one of many. Anyway, she's hilarious! Thanx Morgan!
I doubt you'll want to post any of these (I don't
feel creative right
now)
but I figured I should submit anyways.
- Mo
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1. How often do you get the hiccups?
- Everytime I
get out on the softball field. It's really
annoying.
2. What's your favorite candy?
- Candy..Candy...I
love Butterfinger Ice Cream! Does that count?
3. Have you ever seen a yellow jeep?
- Yellow JEEP?
I'm sure they exist..but...I've never seen one!
4. How many stuffed animals do you own?
- Approximately
43. Actually I have no idea. hmm...A lot.
5. What do you think is the most pointless
song you ever heard?
-Pointless?
hmm..After reading the Top 10 Favorite Bands
list...I
think I'll just say *No Comment* :-)
6. Have you ever seen a moose?
- Yep!!
Bullwinkle!
7. Who is your hero?
- My hero is My
Brush. I couldn't live without My Brush.
8. Have you ever gone door to door selling
rip-offs for your school?
- Unfortunately.
I was selling magazines. It was horrible!!!!
Never
do that!!! I will never do that!!!!!
You should never do that!! JUST
DON'T
DO IT!!! Ok..I'm done.
9. What celebrity do you think is most like
you?
- I have no idea!
Is this a trick question? Because if it is,
That's
really mean! Oh...it's not. Well..I
don't know.
10. Has anyone ever told you that you walked
like a duck?
-No.
Sorry..I'm not a waddler..if that's how it's spelled..
11. Do your teachers ever call you somebody
else's name? If so,
what's the
weirdest name that you've been called?
-
They ALWAYS call me MEGAN!! But nothing weird.
12. Do you like Jelly Belly's?
-
No! *Hides under blanket*
13. Have you ever met somebody who
claimed marshmallows were alive?
-
Not that I can remember...Wait..there was one person...but I
can't
think of the name. OH!! It's RIGHT in my
mind..ack!! Oh yeah! I
remember!
Erin!
14. Have you ever eaten a strawberry waffle
with peanutbutter on it?
-
Ick..No. I don't plan on trying it anytime soon, either.
15. What's the craziest thing you've ordered
off the internet just
because
it was free?
-
Free things exist over the internet?!?!?!!? WOW!!!!!!!!!
16. What's one of the funniest things your
parents have ever said?
-
My parents don't say anything funny..but my mom ALWAYS says
"That's
funny weird" <--Very odd.
17. What's your most recent favorite saying?
-
Saying "Nifty!" just to annoy Joey. :-Þ
18. Do you have any idea what a Lieu is?
- Something
like "Instead of" or "in place of" I think..
19. What is a fine example of "chugga chugga
everybody die" music?
- Anything
Patrick listens to.
20. Do you believe the moon is made of cheese?
-
:-\ ............ Isn't it?
This is Joey!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and his answers!!!!!!! He is SOOOO funny! And he has an awesome voice! Joey is soo cool! :-P... :-) Thanx Joey!!!
1. How often do you get the hiccups?
I get them only when I run out.
2. What's your favorite candy?
Crunchy M&M's mixed in milk!
3. Have you ever seen a yellow jeep?
I saw one that's much too steep! With such
a sight, how could you
sleep? If you find one, don't say a peep!
4. How many stuffed animals do you own?
Six. Lamby, Wishbone, Buddy, Bunnyboo, and Woofwoof
5. What do you think is the most pointless song you ever heard?
Most Jewel CD's.
6. Have you ever seen a moose?
Erin drew a very cute one! Does that count?
7. Who is your hero?
Erin!
8. Have you ever gone door to door selling rip-offs for your school?
I've gone door to door selling things I've ripped-off from my school.
9. What celebrity do you think is most like you?
Dan Ackroyd
10. Has anyone ever told you that you walked like a duck?
No, but someone once told me I look like Sticky Bear.
11. Do your teachers ever call you somebody
else's name? If so,
what's
the weirdest name that you've been called?
Morgan.
12. Do you like Jelly Belly's?
I've got a jelly belly in between my chest and legs.
13. Have you ever met somebody who claimed marshmallows were alive?
*rolls eyes* Don't get me started on THAT nonsense!
14. Have you ever eaten a strawberry waffle with peanutbutter on it?
Mmmmmm. Seconds, please!
15. What's the craziest thing you've ordered
off the internet just
because it was free?
A paper bag.
16. What's one of the funniest things your parents have ever said?
"Let's go rent a movie from Bluckboster." - Mom
17. What's your most recent favorite saying?
"Eh, how's it goin'?"
18. Do you have any idea what a Lieu is?
I have a friend who lives in St. Lieuis.
19. What is a fine example of "chugga chugga everybody die" music?
Jewel.
20. Do you believe the moon is made of cheese?
I think this website is. :-)
1. How often do you get the hiccups?
Once or twice a week, and whenever I go to airports. *hiccup*
2. What's your favorite candy?
Sweet Tarts (among others), and I'm converting Elijah to Sweet Tartism.
3. Have you ever seen a yellow jeep?
Didn't I tell you it's all in your head?
4. How many stuffed animals do you own?
Let's see... there are several on the bookshelf, 3 on the bed, two on
the
printer, 2 on the lamp stand, millions on the top shelf of my closet,
and 2
boxes full in the basement. I love them all.
5. What do you think is the most pointless song you ever heard?
"Here We Go" by N*Sync. What's up with them and the repeating
one line
over and over and over and over and over... ?
6. Have you ever seen a moose?
I own a moose.
7. Who is your hero?
Joey!
8. Have you ever gone door to door selling rip-offs for your school?
No, I don't partake in that sort of conformism.
9. What celebrity do you think is most like you?
Everyone tells me I look like Katie Holmes. Elijah compares my
personality
to ever Disney character he sees.
10. Has anyone ever told you that you walked like a duck?
No. I've been told I walk like a dancer, though.
11. Do your teachers ever call you somebody else's name?
If so,
what's
the weirdest name that you've been called?
I've been called "Emily" about a million times before. I don't
know
about
any other names, because I usually don't answer when someone elses'
name is
said. The weirdest time, though, was when Mrs. Conn (7th grade
History)
kept calling me Emily in the last 2 weeks of school, and she didn't
even
know I had a sister named Emily.
12. Do you like Jelly Belly's?
Yup.
13. Have you ever met somebody who claimed marshmallows were alive?
They are alive, darnit!
14. Have you ever eaten a strawberry waffle with peanutbutter on it?
No, what are you talking about?
15. What's the craziest thing you've ordered off the internet
just
because
it was free?
hmm... I've ordered lots of stuff. oh, yeah, the peanuts poster.
Well, I
don't know if I'd call that crazy. I like putting stuff on my
wall.
It's
there now.
16. What's one of the funniest things your parents have ever said?
My parents are funny without even talking.
17. What's your most recent favorite saying?
"*Holds hand in the air* We from Cincinati." and "oh yeah!"
18. Do you have any idea what a Lieu is?
Lieu; noun 1. a Hawiian party 2. A bald taxi cab driver
19. What is a fine example of "chugga chugga everybody die" music?
Music that makes me wanna die: boy bands, Brittany Spears, Ricky
Martin...
anything on TRL except Orgy, Lit, and maybe Kid Rock... um... boy
bands,
rap, boy bands...
20. Do you believe the moon is made of cheese?
bawitdaba
These are Kayla's answers, she's my best friend. She's a character! lol! Thanx Kayla!!!
1. How often do you get the hiccups?
every time I walk into Mr. Dye's classroom
2. What's your favorite candy?
TWIZZLERS!!!!!!!!!! and YOU!
3. Have you ever seen a yellow jeep?
No, you hallucinate those :o)
4. How many stuffed animals do you own?
WAY too many!
5. What do you think is the most
pointless song you ever heard?
Umm...ask Erin...her music is pretty dumb....no
offense Erin
6. Have you ever seen a moose?
Not unless you count my reflection
7. Who is your hero?
Madonna
8. Have you ever gone door to door selling
rip-offs for your school?
All the time...hey, I'm proud of those rip-offs
9. What celebrity do you think is most
like you?
Drew Barrymoore...at times, unless I'm PMSing
10. Has anyone ever told you that you walked
like a duck?
yes, it was ANDREA!!!
11. Do your teachers ever call you somebody
else's name? If so,
what's
the weirdest name that you've been called?
hmm...That might be inappropriate if I said the
weirdest thing
12. Do you like Jelly Belly's?
acourse!!!
13. Have you ever met somebody who
claimed marshmallows were alive?
only Erin!
14. Have you ever eaten a strawberry waffle
with peanutbutter on it?
no thanks, I think I'll pass on that one
15. What's the craziest thing you've ordered
off the internet just
because
it was free?
I've never ordered anything off the Internet
16. What's one of the funniest things your
parents have ever said?
well, if Iw as Emily, it would be "Look at the
Canadian boy!"
17. What's your most recent favorite saying?
GOO!!!!!!!!!
18. Do you have any idea what a Lieu is?
is that a Hawaiian party?
19. What is a fine example of "chugga chugga
everybody die" music?
Erin's music!
20. Do you believe the moon is made of
cheese?
acourse! I wonder if the man in the moon suffers
from constipation
1. How often do you get the hiccups?
not too... only like once or twice a week
2. What's your favorite candy?
PEEPS!
3. Have you ever seen a yellow jeep?
Yes!!! I want a yello jeep wrangler
SO BAD! (but you prolly already knew that :-)
4. How many stuffed animals do you own?
694
5. What do you think is the most pointless
song you ever heard?
um...
probably PYT by Michael Jackson
6. Have you ever seen a moose?
Yes, a picture of one. :-) he waas so coot!
7. Who is your hero? Erin! (and you, but dont tell that to Erin)
8. Have you ever gone door to door selling
rip-offs for your school?
no... but that would be kinda fun... :-)
9. What celebrity do you think is most like
you?
Um... Calista Flockheart?
I think i spelled her name wrong... lol
10. Has anyone ever told you that you walked
like a duck?
Yes.. When i was little i used to waddle a little
when I walked... hee hee
11. Do your teachers ever call you somebody
else's name? If so,
what's the
weirdest name that you've been called?
Yes. I have been called Cory and Casey
12. Do you like Jelly Belly's?
Uh huh! I like the lemon lime ones. About a
year ago I planted a Jelly Belly tree by planting
a jelly bean.
13. Have you ever met somebody who
claimed marshmallows were alive?
Yes! I do that myself! And I think I have heard
Erin say that once before...
14. Have you ever eaten a strawberry waffle
with peanutbutter on it?
Ewww, no. I dont like strawberries. And we are
out of peanut butter.
15. What's the craziest thing you've ordered
off the internet just
because
it was free? You put this on here cause of ME
didn't you!?!?! Well, I
will have to say... Uncle Harry's Tooth powder.
16. What's one of the funniest things your
parents have ever said?
Um... I dont really remember, my mom's jokes
are corny, and my dad's jokes are
normally mean to other people... which are sometimes
funny :-)
17. What's your most recent favorite saying?
Chugga Chugga Everybody Die Music
18. Do you have any idea what a Lieu is?
Yes! I had like a dozen of those once! So i melted
one, and i took apart 2 others and used them as streamers! Very cool.
19. What is a fine example of "chugga chugga
everybody die" music?
HEY!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS MY SAYING! You line stealer!!!!
THAT IS MiNE!!!!!!!
an example is: Erin's music
20. Do you believe the moon is made of cheese?
yes. Sharp Chetter
1. How often do you get the hiccups?
158 times a second they's so fast
you can't hear em. but sometimes
they're as slow as a chicken on
a peice of fly stick stuff and it's like
hiccccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppp.
but that only
happens like once a month or something
2. What's your favorite candy?
skittles
3. Have you ever seen a yellow
jeep?
Have I ever seen a yellow jeep.
*chuckles* I am a yellow jeep.
4. How many stuffed animals
do you own?
3 million 33
5. What do you think
is the most pointless song you ever heard?
that new song by brittany spears...*cuz
all I really want is to hold
you tight....*
6. Have you ever seen a moose?
yes I have seen my best friend
without make-up.
7. Who is your hero?
super cow (from cow and chicken)
8. Have you ever gone door
to door selling rip-offs for your school?
yeah and then I kept 103% and gave
them the other 7%.
9. What celebrity do you
think is most like you?
oh, that one chick. umm what's
her face. you know that one from that
show c'mon....
10. Has anyone ever told
you that you walked like a duck?
quack... hmm nope I don't believe
anyone quack has
11. Do your teachers ever
call you somebody else's name? If so,
what's the weirdest name that you've
been called?
Ms. Cheesehead (that was my fault)
12. Do you like Jelly
Belly's?
hohoho. oh wrong jelly belly yepyep
13. Have you ever met somebody
who claimed marshmallows were alive?
hehe, yep I was walking on the
moon once and this gigantic marshmallow
walked over to me and he's like
marshmallows liveeee.... muhahaha and I
was like *ditzy hair twirling head
flinging thing* umm kay?
14. Have you ever eaten a
strawberry waffle with peanutbutter on it?
ugh calories
15. What's the craziest thing
you've ordered off the internet just
because it was free?
that trip to vegas and fake id
and that new porshe...oh wait you
weren't suspose to know that......
16. What's one of the funniest
things your parents have ever said?
D.A.R.E......dumb aquatic rabid
elephants
17. What's your most recent
favorite saying?
oh crust! (whenever I mess up)
18. Do you have any idea what
a Lieu is?
okay it's either that think you
get in hawii or that thing that their like
in leiu of flowers.... you know
in the obits? or it's a mousepad not
sure
19. What is a fine example
of "chugga chugga everybody die" music?
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv my name
is shania twain and I smell like pee
wxyz
20. Do you believe the moon
is made of cheese?
*stares at the screen in amazement
"Holy cheeseballs will robinson I
think
Morgan wanted to be a boy scout!